Not one of these say thank you for:
Being there sometimes
For abandoning me when the only thing I need was a parent
For my 7 years in foster care
Visiting me when you didn’t have better things to do
Putting your wants before your children’s needs
Looking out for Number One
For making us number 2, 3, and 4
Occasionally sacrificing a little, as long as it was not too inconvenient, or make you too uncomfortable
Nope, not one of them…I know, I checked.